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Bestest in the Barn is a song from Charlie and Lola.

Intro Transcript[]

(the lowercase E and lowercase S fly onscreen)

Lola (offscreen): Woo hoo!

(Lola is carrying the uppercase B and Lotta is carrying the lowercase I's dot)

Lola: Up here! (pushes the uppercase C) Hurry up, Charlie! We haven't got very long!

Lotta (jumping on the lowercase B): Boing! Boing! Boing!

Lola: Lotta, get off the buh.

Lotta (gets off the lowercase B): Oops.

Charlie (holding two B blocks and one C block): What are you doing, Lola?

Lola: You'll see!

(A chicken appears and clucks while Lola and Lotta are making the logo, scaring Charlie in the process)

Lotta: Beees!

Lola: Buzzy buzzy bees!

(Charlie chases the chickens as Lotta thinks and Lola laughs)

Lola: Hahahahahahaha!

Lotta: Um... That's not right!

Lola: I know! (places lowercase B between the second lowercase E and lowercase I) There!

Charlie: Oh, CBeebies!

Lola: CBeebies!

Lotta: I love CBeebies!

Lola: Now we can do our song.

Charlie: What song?

Lola: The cinema lady said we can all sing a song before the film starts!

Lotta: Yes yes yes!

Marv: Lola, what do you want me to do with this?

Lola: You'll find out! (holding the lowercase I's dot) Everyone's got to sing! Very extremely loudly!

Lotta: Really loud!

Charlie: How will we know what to sing?

Lola: Follow the bouncing ball! (throws the lowercase I's dot to Charlie)

(Charlie throws the lowercase I's dot at the screen, starting the song)

Lyrics[]

Lola: Hello farmer Lotta!
Lotta: Hello farmer Lola!

Lola and Lotta: Hello chicken!

Lola: We've got a chicken,
he lives on our farm.

Lotta: A very clever chicken,
the bestest in the barn!

Lola and Lotta: We got a chicken
Lola: We taught him how to sing,
Lotta: We taught him how to dance,
Lola: We taught him how to play the saxophone!

Lola and Lotta: Sing!

Lola and Lotta: Dance!

Lola and Lotta: Play the saxophone!

Charlie: Come on, play the saxophone!

(instrumental)

Lotta: Hello farmer Lola!
Lola: Hello farmer Lotta!

Lola and Lotta: Hello moo cow!

Lola: We've got a moo cow,
he lives on our farm.

Lotta: A super dooper moo cow,
the bestest in the barn!

Lola and Lotta: We got a moo cow,
Lola: We taught him how to sing,
Lotta: We taught him how to dance,
Lola: We taught him how to play the trombone!

Lola and Lotta: Sing!

Lola and Lotta: Dance!

Lola and Lotta: Play the trombone!

Marv: Play the trombone!

(instrumental)

Lola: Hello farmer Lotta!
Lotta: Hello farmer Lola!

Lola and Lotta: Hello piglet!

Lola: We've got a piglet,
he lives on our farm.

Lotta: A perfect little piglet,
the bestest in the barn!

Lola and Lotta: We got a piglet,
Lola: We taught him how to sing,
Lotta: We taught him how to dance,
Lola: We taught him how to play the electric guitar!

Lola and Lotta: Sing!

Lola and Lotta: Dance!

Lola and Lotta: Play the guitar!

Charlie and Marv: Play the electric guitar!

(instrumental)

Outro[]

Lola: That was fun, Charlie!

Charlie (offscreen): Hurry up, Lola! The film's going to start in a minute!

Lola: Coming!

Trivia[]

  • In the 2008 cinema advert, Charlie says "Come on, play the saxophone!" when the chicken starts playing the saxophone, Marv says "Play the trombone!" when the moo cow starts playing the trombone, and Charlie and Marv say "Play the electric guitar!" when the piglet starts playing the guitar. Also, instead of giggling, Lola says "That was fun, Charlie!".
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