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(The episode begins with Charlie standing next to Lola, who's sitting on a chair.)

Charlie: I have this little sister Lola. She is small and very funny.

Lola: Da di da.

[Camera cuts to Lola at the table]

Charlie: Sometimes, Mum and Dad ask me to help give Lola her dinner. This is a hard job, because Lola is a very fussy eater.

Lola: I do not eat peas, or carrots, or potatoes, or mushrooms, or spaghetti, or eggs, or sausages. I do not eat cauliflower, or cabbage, or baked beans, or bananas, or oranges. And, I'm not keen on apples, (gasps) or rice, or cheese, or fish fingers. And, I WILL NOT EVER NEVER EAT A TOMATO!!!

(A tomato appears on Lola's plate, and Lola gets angry)

Charlie: My sister hates tomatoes.

(Charlie starts throwing out all kinds of food)

Narrator/Charlie: So I say:

Charlie: That's lucky, Lola, because we're not having any of those things.

Charlie: We are not going to eat any peas, or carrots, or potatoes, or mushrooms, or spaghetti, or eggs, or sausages. There will be no cauliflower, or cabbage, or baked beans, bananas or oranges. We don't have any apples, or rice, or cheese, or fish fingers"

Lola: And no tomatoes? not ever?

Charlie: And certainly no tomatoes.

(Charlie drops 2 carrots on the table)

Lola: Then why are those carrots there, Charlie? Carrots are for rabbits.

Lola: I don't ever eat carrots.

Charlie: One day I thought of a good trick to play on her.

(Charlie and Lola imagine being in outer space)

Charlie: But Lola", I said, "Those are not carrots. They're not carrots, they are orange twiglets from Jupiter."

Lola: They just look like carrots to me," said Lola.

(Martian noise)

Charlie: How can they be carrots? Carrots don't grow on Jupiter."

Lola: That's true. Well, as they're all the way from Jupiter. Mmm, not bad.

(Lola imagines being a pea)

Lola: Don't even think about giving me a pea.

(Camera cuts to Lola at the table)

Lola: Don't even think about giving me a pea. I don't ever eat peas.

Lola: Peas are too small and too green."

Charlie: But Lola, those are not peas. Of course they are not.

Charlie: These are green drops from Greenland.

(Charlie and Lola imagine being in Greenland)

(Birds tweeting)

(Both laugh)

(Lola gasps)

Charlie: Green drops!

Lola: But I don't eat green things!

Goody! More for me then. Green drops!

Charlie: Great, green drops!

Green drops are so incredibly rare!"

Well, maybe I'll just nibble one or two. "Oh," said Lola, "quite tasty.

Lola: Charlie,

Charlie: Wait, wait!

(Both laugh)

(Camera cuts to Charlie and Lola at the table)

(Lola imagines a big potato)

Lola: I will not eat potato so don't even try, not even mashed."

Lola: This isn't mashed.

(Charlie and Lola imagine being at Mount Fuji)

Both: Yum-a-lay-hee-hoo!

(Camera cuts to Charlie and Lola at the table)

(Lola laughs)

(Charlie puts fish fingers on Lola’s plate, and Lola gets angry)

Lola: Charlie," Lola said, "they look like fish fingers to me, and I would never eat a fish finger.

(Charlie and Lola imagine being in the sea)

Charlie: So I said, "Fish fingers?

Charlie: They are not fish fingers. Lola, they are not fish fingers, they are ocean nibbles from under the sea.

(Fish swim in a box for fish)

(Mermaids buy fish fingers)

Charlie: Mermaids always eat ocean nibbles.

Lola: But I went to that supermarket one time with Mum, and I always eat what mermaids eat.

(Mermaids eat fish fingers)

Lola: Mmm, yummy!

Lola: Now, my tummy is so absolutely full. I've already eaten twiglets, green drops, cloud fluff and ocean nibbles.

Lola: I can't eat another single thing.

Charlie: Not even a tomato?

Lola: I will not ever never eat a tomato... But will you pass me one of those, Charlie?"

Charlie: And I said, One of those?

(Lola imagines being at show)

But, but it's tomato!"

And she says, It is not a tomato. Ta Da!

Lola: It's not a tomato, it's a moonsquirter. Moonsquirters are my favourite.

(Camera cuts to Charlie and Lola with the tomatoes)

Lola: You didn't think they were tomatoes, did you, Charlie?"

(Lola splats Charlie with tomatoes)

(Lola laughs)

(Charlie splats Lola with a tomato)

Charlie: Look!

(Both Laugh)

(Both splat each other with tomatoes)

(Episode ends)

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